heartland approves

[heartburning]

[Well.

There are worse bodies to have ended up in.

"Thomas" looks awfully pleased with herself today -- but also seems to be looking for something.

(Regardless of how much he's enjoying this change of pace, he really does need his glasses back.)]

Comments

[heartburning]

Now...I believe you have something that belongs to me?

[femservice]

[ She focuses on him briefly. ]

Do you mean the glasses? Only...

They'd look terrible on my body. So no thanks.

[heartburning]

...

...

[He isn't used to this. It's been sometime since he had to play this particular role and it takes him a moment to adjust.]

...I'm very capable of altering them if necessary!

(Glasses, please.)

[femservice]

Hmm... still no!

[ And she's back to flicking through the cameras now. ]

Did you know there's a male me here with wings? I wonder who he is right now.

[heartburning]

[...what.

He frowns.]

I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation.

[That sounds incredibly strange in this voice. Too feminine.]

[femservice]

What is the gravity of the situation, then? Enlighten me.

[ This body is a bad influence. ]

[heartburning]

[--is that really how he looks when he does this?

He's distracted momentarily from the question but just how surreal it is to experience that face from the outside.]

...

[femservice]

Hm~?

[ She's waiting, Heartland. ]