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A Hologram of Mr. Heartland ([personal profile] haatogram) wrote in [community profile] heartlandresort2013-12-08 04:50 pm

[01] ❤ ~ANNOUNCEMENT!~ ❤

[If you are outside, there are giant holograms on nearly every street in the city. If you're watching TV, your program will be interrupted. If you're browsing the internet, your screen has been commandeered. If you're doing something completely unrelated, surprise! your D-Gazer just activated by itself. Somebody wants to make very sure you're listening in.]

Good~ evening, residents, and welcome! Welcome to the Grand Opening of this fine, supreme, entirely free-floating and extradimensional Resort!

[...well, this one seems to know what's going on.]

My most sincere apologies to you all for the technical difficulties -- reconstruction on the billboard system is currently underway! In the meantime, our weather reports will display like so!

[A sweep of his hand, and the billboards of the resort all light, cycling through a set of plain slides.]

That aside, you can look forward to the first spectacular special event on Wednesday, if you're in need of a new perspective...

I do hope you're all enjoying yourselves! You all seemed quite in need of a vacation!

Now, until next time...

Heaaaaaart--



[The holograms disappear.]