[He relaxes just slightly when his glasses flicker back online. He knew they weren't likely to break from something so minor as water damage, but one can never be sure.]

Well, from an...upstanding young man like yourself, it might be a bit of a shock to your fans...

[He pinches the soaked fabric of his shirt, debating whether to do something out it, then huffing and opting to leave it in its current place (that is, clinging to him very closely).]